Strangely Perfect Disclaimer

• Crawling Chaos does not court obscurity, and never did.
• Obscurity is cowardice.
• The author is striving to reach the truth in a historical document as he sees it of the events over the Crawling Chaos years.
• The author will publish other different opinions and versions over truth if informed, as there are as many views of history as there are participants involved.
• All information on the site is from the author’s memory and any comments or clarifications should be addressed to the author on the contacts page.
• New information, photos, audio and video is always welcome to build a complete true history of Crawling Chaos.
• Extra information will be given due credit or otherwise, subject to that persons wishes.
• There is no intention to slander any parties. However, if anyone has behaved like a twat then they’re going to be fucking well reminded about the cunting fact on this site.  Sometimes, being a twat is not time-dependant.

Nam Myoho Renge Kyo,Nam Myoho Renge Kyo,Nam Myoho Renge Kyo

Disclaimer Notes and Clarification on the Terminology and Epistology of Pitmatic(Geordie) Nick Names.

In the quest to completely explain happenings from some time ago, I’ve decided to be myself and explain fully things from my own viewpoint. This is sometimes best done using the language and feelings from the particular area in which the author grew up. This is based on Pitmatic, a dialect of English, where several concepts are conveyed simultaneously by a variety of methods.

To an outsider, the words may seem crude, derogatory, blasphemous, libellous. This is to ignore the cultural heritage from which the young men of Crawling Chaos emerged. Pitmatic is well documented on the web, usually in a humorous self-deprecatory way.

For instance calling a person “Fatso” is in no way derogatory. It merely serves to clearly distinguish that person in a crowd, using a visual cue in this instance. If this person was in a crowd of fat people in a pub, then calling the name out loud would immediately call that person’s attention, not all the fat people, you can be certain of that. Now suppose time progressed and all parties involved aged and put on weight, “Fatso” would still be called Fatso unless a better circumstantial nomenclature revealed itself to all parties at the time.

Similarly, calling someone “Nance the Gobbler” invokes auditory and societal cues. In this case the young woman looked like she should be called Nancy and also, she really did give remarkably good blow-jobs, amongst other things.

It’s the way of the Geordie world.