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Smellies People
I’ve got a brand new packet of Tom Thumb
I’ve journey’d into space with me mum
and a packet of danish cookies too
I borrowed Jeff’s bike to kill myself on
and gave Hol a backa to the shops
on it
Up, up, and away to the toilet
the five thousand flew
after they had watched the news
and had their pies and peas
with tea and bread
and butter.
by FLAMBARD D’QUINCETETH.
Originally posted here, 7th July 2008.