Smellies People

Last updated on August 16th, 2020

Smellies People

I’ve got a brand new packet of Tom Thumb

I’ve journey’d into space with me mum

and a packet of danish cookies too

I borrowed Jeff’s bike to kill myself on

and gave Hol a backa to the shops

on it

Up, up, and away to the toilet

the five thousand flew

after they had watched the news

and had their pies and peas

with tea and bread

and butter.


Originally posted here, 7th July 2008.

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