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Nice Boy That Man You Brought Home Last Night

Nice Boy That Man You Brought Home Last Night Stiletto cuts Stiletto cut Stilletto cut girl cut girl cunt stilletto cut girl cut cunt stilletto cut stilletto cut slit girl fuck slit fuck cut Vex Dhole 78 n.b. Jeff had this down as a sort-of shouty song with each word more or less coming out…
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January 31, 2018 0

All Screwed Up Inside

All Screwed Up Inside I Aint got no ulcers cos I don’t worry none ‘cept one or two but they’re up my bum VEX DHOLE ’78 (Jeff)


January 30, 2018 0

Smellies People

Smellies People I’ve got a brand new packet of Tom Thumb I’ve journey’d into space with me mum and a packet of danish cookies too I borrowed Jeff’s bike to kill myself on and gave Hol a backa to the shops on it Up, up, and away to the toilet the five thousand flew after…
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January 30, 2018 0

Traditional Folk Poem #1

Traditional Folk Poem No.1 I’ll take you out of this place to an Island in time away from the bright lights sipping lager and lime traditional – I’m thinking it’s one of Jeff’s….


January 30, 2018 0

Sweaty Nocks

Sweaty Nocks Sipping half, wearing skirts, Trying to look fancy, Shit chat, bunch of puffs, Yes it’s Club Nancy. G.E.T. ’51’


January 30, 2018 0

Smarmy Twat

Smarmy Twat Punctures are a hazard when cycling The other day I got one from a thorn I had to walk ten miles home So even my stump was worn. G.E.T. ’79’


January 30, 2018 0

Main image: “The Fall of Numenor,” an allusion to Atlantis made by J.R.R. Tolkien well after HP Lovecraft did his stuff.


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