I’ve been called a knacker

I’ve been called a queer

But I prefer the latter

Cos it rhymes with beer

G.E.T. ‘smashed’

Birthday Card Ditty

This is a little ditty for writing on birthday cards, etc.

Spring is in the air and grass covering the ground

But there’s nothing quite like finding five pound

But I haven’t found one, which is a bit unpleasant

Which is a good enough reason, for not sending you a present.

N. Tyion ’81

Mmmm… Remember Seghill Girls?

mmmm... Remember Seghill Girls?
mmmm... Remember Seghill Girls?
mmmm… Remember Seghill Girls?

I was sitting in this pub

And a man was sucking tripe

When he’d finished that

He started sucking on his pipe

I thought funny looking sucker

Fingers stained with baccy

I bet that owld cunt’s arse

Is really fuckin hacky