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Smellies People

Smellies People I’ve got a brand new packet of Tom Thumb I’ve journey’d into space with me mum and a packet of danish cookies too I borrowed Jeff’s bike to kill myself on and gave Hol a backa to the shops on it Up, up, and away to the toilet the five thousand flew after…
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Love Kaka kaka kaka I really love tabacca G.E.T. Lost

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Traditional Folk Poem #1

Traditional Folk Poem No.1 I’ll take you out of this place to an Island in time away from the bright lights sipping lager and lime traditional – I’m thinking it’s one of Jeff’s….

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Sweaty Nocks

Sweaty Nocks Sipping half, wearing skirts, Trying to look fancy, Shit chat, bunch of puffs, Yes it’s Club Nancy. G.E.T. ’51’

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Smarmy Twat

Smarmy Twat Punctures are a hazard when cycling The other day I got one from a thorn I had to walk ten miles home So even my stump was worn. G.E.T. ’79’

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Tittz I found a fiver Down sniffers den Drunk all afternoon Got drunk again G.E.T. ‘Lost’

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Main image: “The Fall of Numenor,” an allusion to Atlantis made by J.R.R. Tolkien well after HP Lovecraft did his stuff.


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