Smarmy Twat
Smarmy Twat Punctures are a hazard when cycling The other day I got one from a thorn I had to walk ten miles home So even my stump was worn. G.E.T. ’79’
Birthday Card Ditty
This is a little ditty for writing on birthday cards, etc. Spring is in the air and grass covering the ground But there’s nothing quite like finding five pound But I haven’t found one, which is a bit unpleasant Which is a good enough reason, for not sending you a present. N. Tyion ’81
Mmmm… Remember Seghill Girls?
I was sitting in this pub And a man was sucking tripe When he’d finished that He started sucking on his pipe I thought funny looking sucker Fingers stained with baccy I bet that owld cunt’s arse Is really fuckin hacky
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