Birthday Card Ditty
Last Updated on August 16, 2020 This is a little ditty for writing on birthday cards, etc. Spring is in the air and grass covering the ground But there’s nothing quite like finding five pound But I haven’t found one, which is a bit unpleasant Which is a good enough reason, for not sending you…
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Mmmm… Remember Seghill Girls?
Last Updated on August 16, 2020 I was sitting in this pub And a man was sucking tripe When he’d finished that He started sucking on his pipe I thought funny looking sucker Fingers stained with baccy I bet that owld cunt’s arse Is really fuckin hacky
Harry Secombe is Coming to Tea
Last Updated on June 13, 2022 Harry I’ll send away for anything free Coz coffee doesn’t interest me Doo-Doo, doo doo, doo doo I’m afraid to eat my tea Oh! but I love saucers Spinning on bendy sticks Harry Secombe’s coming to tea (twice) (later changed to: Carry beacons into the sea) This is…
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